“Hi, Dying! I’m Dude!”

“Huh. I never noticed your eye color before.”

“These eyes? Oh, I got them from my dad.”

“Ah, so it somewhat runs in the family.”

“No, really. I literally got them from my dad.”

“I know they say that blue eyes are one of the more recessive traits, but—”

“My dad is stumbling around blindly right now. He’s still looking for the door...”

“...”